Not quite a masterpiece + BYU Museum of Art

Does art truly have no bounds....or in this case, no walls?
PEE PEE POINTS

SPARKLE STATUS: ★★★☆☆

(Average Joe) Not exactly a five-star resort, but you might be willing to use the sink if necessary. Plenty of essentials if you need them.

AIR QUALITY:★★☆☆☆

(Breathe Easy) No apparent "pleasant" smell. You can almost see the smell, and you're not sure if you want to breathe in or hold your breath.

SIZEABLE:★★☆☆☆

(Toilet Tango) Lots of thrones and sinks but I had to perform the CHA CHA just to squeeze past the toilet and the sink. Bathroom Ballet skills required to wash your hands, and get out of there.

Bare Bum Minimum: ★★★★★

(ONLY the essentials there) I did appreciate that everything had been stocked, and there was lots of sanitary items available. This deserved a 5 star rating

MIRROR SELFIE/LIGHTING: ★★★☆☆

(Calling all Minimalists!) If you like taking selfies with a bare bland wall in the background, mugshot style, with yellow lighting and shadows on your face, this is the perfect place.

MADE A SPLASH: ★★☆☆☆

Since I am a logical person I will give this restroom 2 stars, if you are there for taking a dump and washing your hands only, you can definitely swing it.

MY OPINION NO ONE ASKED FOR:

The Museum is Beautiful, and if I was writing about anything else there, I would have no complaints, but this is the LOO LOG and I can't be anything but honest about my review.

Walking into the restroom felt like stepping into a cold, beige prison wing, a bit underwhelming for an ART museum. The only thing different from the prison wing at the museum, was a warden to escort me out!

You can appreciate the plentiful stalls and fully stocked toilet paper which we do appreciate-because nothing says "artistic luxury" like being able to wipe in style!

For a place FULL of art, I expected some sort of pleasing esthetic to the bathroom.. There was a cute tampon dispenser and a purell dispenser on the wall. I think they were going for the FUNCTIONAL approach.
-Your Local Bathroom Bandit ✌

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